Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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