So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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