Sponge bath it is.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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