doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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