Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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