they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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