Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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