I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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