with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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