: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we're making bets on your personal life
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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