Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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