you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
