we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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