At least make sure they are 18
Why
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
