I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just high enough for therapy.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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