Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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