this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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