He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
where does the pee come out of this thing
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
