yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
