i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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