is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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