I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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