I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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