I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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