I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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