Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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