How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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