My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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