found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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