dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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