BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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