she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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