Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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