It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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