Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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