I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Shame is for Republicans.
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