Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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