i don't like sucking hair
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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