so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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