Non-Jews are for practice
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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