Will you blow on my dice?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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