question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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