so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
We were destined to go to rehab together
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Randomize
