So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Quick, to the slutcave!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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