Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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