He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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