I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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