i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
