Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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