Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I need water and some morals
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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