they need to just BURY HIM!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWWâ€
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